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S03 · E16
South Park (1999)
Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus
▸ Overview
Cartman is convinced he is going through puberty since he started bleeding out of his ass. Dr. Mephisto gives Stan some hormones and he takes the entire bottle. Stan gets facial hair, boobs and his voice starts changing. People are waiting outside of Jesus' home to see what kind of miracle he offers which ends up involving a comeback performance of a very old Rod Stewart and eventually an appearance by God.
▸ Credits
Directed byTrey Parker
Written byEric Stough
▸ Guest Stars
▸ Cast
Mary Kay Bergman
Liane Cartman|Sheila Broflovski|Shelly Marsh
Mona Marshall
Sheila Broflovski|Linda Stotch
ES
Eliza Schneider
Liane Cartman|Principal Victoria
Isaac Hayes
Jerome "Chef" McElroy
Matt Stone
Kyle Broflovski|Kenny McCormick|Leopold "Butters" Stotch
Trey Parker
Stan Marsh|Eric Cartman|Randy Marsh
April Stewart
Wendy Testaburger|Sharon Marsh
AB
Adrien Beard
Tolkien Black
Jennifer Howell
Bebe Stevens
ES
Eric Stough
Kenny McCormick (Unmuffled)
All episodes
Season 1
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S01E01 Cartman Gets an Anal Probe -
S01E02 Volcano -
S01E03 Weight Gain 4000 -
S01E04 Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride -
S01E05 An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig -
S01E06 Death -
S01E07 Pinkeye -
S01E08 Starvin' Marvin -
S01E09 Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo -
S01E10 Damien -
S01E11 Tom's Rhinoplasty -
S01E12 Mecha-Streisand -
S01E13 Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut
Season 2
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S02E01 Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus -
S02E02 Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut -
S02E03 Ike's Wee Wee -
S02E04 Chickenlover -
S02E05 Conjoined Fetus Lady -
S02E06 The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka -
S02E07 City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks) -
S02E08 Summer Sucks -
S02E09 Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls -
S02E10 Chickenpox -
S02E11 Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods -
S02E12 Clubhouses -
S02E13 Cow Days -
S02E14 Chef Aid -
S02E15 Spookyfish -
S02E16 Merry Christmas Charlie Manson -
S02E17 Gnomes -
S02E18 Prehistoric Ice Man
Season 3
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S03E01 Rainforest Shmainforest -
S03E02 Spontaneous Combustion -
S03E03 The Succubus -
S03E04 Jakovasaurs -
S03E05 Tweek vs. Craig -
S03E06 Sexual Harassment Panda -
S03E07 Cat Orgy -
S03E08 Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub -
S03E09 Jewbilee -
S03E10 Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery -
S03E11 Chinpokomon -
S03E12 Hooked on Monkey Fonics -
S03E13 Starvin' Marvin in Space! -
S03E14 The Red Badge of Gayness -
S03E15 Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics - S03E16 Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus
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S03E17 Worldwide Recorder Concert
Season 4
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S04E01 The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000 -
S04E02 Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 -
S04E03 Timmy 2000 -
S04E04 Quintuplets 2000 -
S04E05 Cartman Joins NAMBLA -
S04E06 Cherokee Hair Tampons -
S04E07 Chef Goes Nanners -
S04E08 Something You Can Do with Your Finger -
S04E09 Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? (1) -
S04E10 Probably (2) -
S04E11 Fourth Grade -
S04E12 Trapper Keeper -
S04E13 Helen Keller! The Musical -
S04E14 Pip -
S04E15 Fat Camp -
S04E16 The Wacky Molestation Adventure -
S04E17 A Very Crappy Christmas
Season 5
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S05E01 It Hits the Fan -
S05E02 Cripple Fight -
S05E03 Super Best Friends -
S05E04 Scott Tenorman Must Die -
S05E05 Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow -
S05E06 Cartmanland -
S05E07 Proper Condom Use -
S05E08 Towelie -
S05E09 Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants -
S05E10 How to Eat with Your Butt -
S05E11 The Entity -
S05E12 Here Comes the Neighborhood -
S05E13 Kenny Dies -
S05E14 Butters' Very Own Episode
Season 6
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S06E01 Jared Has Aides -
S06E02 Asspen -
S06E03 Freak Strike -
S06E04 Fun With Veal -
S06E05 The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer -
S06E06 Professor Chaos -
S06E07 The Simpsons Already Did It -
S06E08 Red Hot Catholic Love -
S06E09 Free Hat -
S06E10 Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society -
S06E11 Child Abduction is Not Funny -
S06E12 A Ladder to Heaven -
S06E13 The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers -
S06E14 The Death Camp of Tolerance -
S06E15 The Biggest Douche in the Universe -
S06E16 My Future Self n' Me -
S06E17 Red Sleigh Down
Season 7
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S07E01 Cancelled -
S07E02 Krazy Kripples -
S07E03 Toilet Paper -
S07E04 I'm A Little Bit Country -
S07E05 Fat Butt and Pancake Head -
S07E06 Lil' Crime Stoppers -
S07E07 Red Man's Greed -
S07E08 South Park is Gay -
S07E09 Christian Rock Hard -
S07E10 Grey Dawn -
S07E11 Casa Bonita -
S07E12 All About Mormons -
S07E13 Butt Out -
S07E14 Raisins -
S07E15 It's Christmas in Canada
Season 8
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S08E01 Good Times with Weapons -
S08E02 Up the Down Steroid -
S08E03 The Passion of the Jew -
S08E04 You Got F'd in the A -
S08E05 AWESOM-O -
S08E06 The Jeffersons -
S08E07 Goobacks -
S08E08 Douche and Turd -
S08E09 Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes -
S08E10 Pre-School -
S08E11 Quest for Ratings -
S08E12 Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset -
S08E13 Cartman's Incredible Gift -
S08E14 Woodland Critter Christmas
Season 9
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S09E01 Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina -
S09E02 Die Hippie, Die -
S09E03 Wing -
S09E04 Best Friends Forever -
S09E05 The Losing Edge -
S09E06 The Death of Eric Cartman -
S09E07 Erection Day -
S09E08 Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow -
S09E09 Marjorine -
S09E10 Follow That Egg -
S09E11 Ginger Kids -
S09E12 Trapped in the Closet -
S09E13 Free Willzyx -
S09E14 Bloody Mary
Season 10
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S10E01 The Return of Chef -
S10E02 Smug Alert -
S10E03 Cartoon Wars (1) -
S10E04 Cartoon Wars (2) -
S10E05 A Million Little Fibers -
S10E06 Manbearpig -
S10E07 Tsst -
S10E08 Make Love, Not Warcraft -
S10E09 Mystery of the Urinal Deuce -
S10E10 Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy -
S10E11 Hell on Earth 2006 -
S10E12 Go God Go -
S10E13 Go God Go XII -
S10E14 Stanley's Cup
Season 11
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S11E01 With Apologies to Jesse Jackson -
S11E02 Cartman Sucks -
S11E03 Lice Capades -
S11E04 The Snuke -
S11E05 Fantastic Easter Special -
S11E06 D-Yikes! -
S11E07 Night of the Living Homeless -
S11E08 Le Petit Tourette -
S11E09 More Crap -
S11E10 Imaginationland (1) -
S11E11 Imaginationland (2) -
S11E12 Imaginationland (3) -
S11E13 Guitar Queer-o -
S11E14 The List
Season 12
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S12E01 Tonsil Trouble -
S12E02 Britney's New Look -
S12E03 Major Boobage -
S12E04 Canada on Strike -
S12E05 Eek, A Penis! -
S12E06 Over Logging -
S12E07 Super Fun Time -
S12E08 The China Probrem -
S12E09 Breast Cancer Show Ever -
S12E10 Pandemic (1) -
S12E11 Pandemic 2: The Startling (2) -
S12E12 About Last Night... -
S12E13 Elementary School Musical -
S12E14 The Ungroundable
Season 13
Season 14
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S14E01 Sexual Healing -
S14E02 The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs -
S14E03 Medicinal Fried Chicken -
S14E04 You Have 0 Friends -
S14E05 200 (1) -
S14E06 201 (2) -
S14E07 Crippled Summer -
S14E08 Poor and Stupid -
S14E09 It's a Jersey Thing -
S14E10 Insheeption -
S14E11 Coon 2: Hindsight (1) -
S14E12 Mysterion Rises (2) -
S14E13 Coon Vs. Coon & Friends (3) -
S14E14 Crème Fraîche
Season 15
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S15E01 HUMANCENTiPAD -
S15E02 Funnybot -
S15E03 Royal Pudding -
S15E04 T.M.I. -
S15E05 Crack Baby Athletic Association -
S15E06 City Sushi -
S15E07 You're Getting Old -
S15E08 Ass Burgers -
S15E09 The Last of the Meheecans -
S15E10 Bass to Mouth -
S15E11 Broadway Bro Down -
S15E12 1% -
S15E13 A History Channel Thanksgiving -
S15E14 The Poor Kid
Season 16
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S16E01 Reverse Cowgirl -
S16E02 Cash for Gold -
S16E03 Faith Hilling -
S16E04 Jewpacabra -
S16E05 Butterballs -
S16E06 I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining -
S16E07 Cartman Finds Love -
S16E08 Sarcastaball -
S16E09 Raising the Bar -
S16E10 Insecurity -
S16E11 Going Native -
S16E12 A Nightmare on FaceTime -
S16E13 A Scause for Applause -
S16E14 Obama Wins!
