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S03 · E05
South Park (1999)
Tweek vs. Craig
▸ Overview
The boys take Shop class and try to set-up a fight between Tweek and Craig. Kenny is delighted in safely taking the Home Economics course. When the big fight arrives, the combatants don't know what to do; so Jimbo and Ned teach Tweek boxing and Cartman has Craig instructed in the art of Sumo. Shop teacher Mr. Adler has a recurring dream about a woman that he was never able to say goodbye to.
▸ Credits
Directed byTrey Parker
Written byTrey Parker
▸ Guest Stars
▸ Cast
Mary Kay Bergman
Liane Cartman|Sheila Broflovski|Shelly Marsh
Mona Marshall
Sheila Broflovski|Linda Stotch
ES
Eliza Schneider
Liane Cartman|Principal Victoria
Isaac Hayes
Jerome "Chef" McElroy
Matt Stone
Kyle Broflovski|Kenny McCormick|Leopold "Butters" Stotch
Trey Parker
Stan Marsh|Eric Cartman|Randy Marsh
April Stewart
Wendy Testaburger|Sharon Marsh
AB
Adrien Beard
Tolkien Black
Jennifer Howell
Bebe Stevens
ES
Eric Stough
Kenny McCormick (Unmuffled)
All episodes
Season 1
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S01E01 Cartman Gets an Anal Probe -
S01E02 Volcano -
S01E03 Weight Gain 4000 -
S01E04 Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride -
S01E05 An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig -
S01E06 Death -
S01E07 Pinkeye -
S01E08 Starvin' Marvin -
S01E09 Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo -
S01E10 Damien -
S01E11 Tom's Rhinoplasty -
S01E12 Mecha-Streisand -
S01E13 Cartman's Mom Is a Dirty Slut
Season 2
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S02E01 Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus -
S02E02 Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut -
S02E03 Ike's Wee Wee -
S02E04 Chickenlover -
S02E05 Conjoined Fetus Lady -
S02E06 The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka -
S02E07 City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks) -
S02E08 Summer Sucks -
S02E09 Chef's Chocolate Salty Balls -
S02E10 Chickenpox -
S02E11 Roger Ebert Should Lay Off the Fatty Foods -
S02E12 Clubhouses -
S02E13 Cow Days -
S02E14 Chef Aid -
S02E15 Spookyfish -
S02E16 Merry Christmas Charlie Manson -
S02E17 Gnomes -
S02E18 Prehistoric Ice Man
Season 3
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S03E01 Rainforest Shmainforest -
S03E02 Spontaneous Combustion -
S03E03 The Succubus -
S03E04 Jakovasaurs - S03E05 Tweek vs. Craig
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S03E06 Sexual Harassment Panda -
S03E07 Cat Orgy -
S03E08 Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub -
S03E09 Jewbilee -
S03E10 Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery -
S03E11 Chinpokomon -
S03E12 Hooked on Monkey Fonics -
S03E13 Starvin' Marvin in Space! -
S03E14 The Red Badge of Gayness -
S03E15 Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics -
S03E16 Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus -
S03E17 Worldwide Recorder Concert
Season 4
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S04E01 The Tooth Fairy's Tats 2000 -
S04E02 Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000 -
S04E03 Timmy 2000 -
S04E04 Quintuplets 2000 -
S04E05 Cartman Joins NAMBLA -
S04E06 Cherokee Hair Tampons -
S04E07 Chef Goes Nanners -
S04E08 Something You Can Do with Your Finger -
S04E09 Do the Handicapped Go to Hell? (1) -
S04E10 Probably (2) -
S04E11 Fourth Grade -
S04E12 Trapper Keeper -
S04E13 Helen Keller! The Musical -
S04E14 Pip -
S04E15 Fat Camp -
S04E16 The Wacky Molestation Adventure -
S04E17 A Very Crappy Christmas
Season 5
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S05E01 It Hits the Fan -
S05E02 Cripple Fight -
S05E03 Super Best Friends -
S05E04 Scott Tenorman Must Die -
S05E05 Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow -
S05E06 Cartmanland -
S05E07 Proper Condom Use -
S05E08 Towelie -
S05E09 Osama Bin Laden Has Farty Pants -
S05E10 How to Eat with Your Butt -
S05E11 The Entity -
S05E12 Here Comes the Neighborhood -
S05E13 Kenny Dies -
S05E14 Butters' Very Own Episode
Season 6
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S06E01 Jared Has Aides -
S06E02 Asspen -
S06E03 Freak Strike -
S06E04 Fun With Veal -
S06E05 The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer -
S06E06 Professor Chaos -
S06E07 The Simpsons Already Did It -
S06E08 Red Hot Catholic Love -
S06E09 Free Hat -
S06E10 Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society -
S06E11 Child Abduction is Not Funny -
S06E12 A Ladder to Heaven -
S06E13 The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers -
S06E14 The Death Camp of Tolerance -
S06E15 The Biggest Douche in the Universe -
S06E16 My Future Self n' Me -
S06E17 Red Sleigh Down
Season 7
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S07E01 Cancelled -
S07E02 Krazy Kripples -
S07E03 Toilet Paper -
S07E04 I'm A Little Bit Country -
S07E05 Fat Butt and Pancake Head -
S07E06 Lil' Crime Stoppers -
S07E07 Red Man's Greed -
S07E08 South Park is Gay -
S07E09 Christian Rock Hard -
S07E10 Grey Dawn -
S07E11 Casa Bonita -
S07E12 All About Mormons -
S07E13 Butt Out -
S07E14 Raisins -
S07E15 It's Christmas in Canada
Season 8
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S08E01 Good Times with Weapons -
S08E02 Up the Down Steroid -
S08E03 The Passion of the Jew -
S08E04 You Got F'd in the A -
S08E05 AWESOM-O -
S08E06 The Jeffersons -
S08E07 Goobacks -
S08E08 Douche and Turd -
S08E09 Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes -
S08E10 Pre-School -
S08E11 Quest for Ratings -
S08E12 Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset -
S08E13 Cartman's Incredible Gift -
S08E14 Woodland Critter Christmas
Season 9
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S09E01 Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina -
S09E02 Die Hippie, Die -
S09E03 Wing -
S09E04 Best Friends Forever -
S09E05 The Losing Edge -
S09E06 The Death of Eric Cartman -
S09E07 Erection Day -
S09E08 Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow -
S09E09 Marjorine -
S09E10 Follow That Egg -
S09E11 Ginger Kids -
S09E12 Trapped in the Closet -
S09E13 Free Willzyx -
S09E14 Bloody Mary
Season 10
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S10E01 The Return of Chef -
S10E02 Smug Alert -
S10E03 Cartoon Wars (1) -
S10E04 Cartoon Wars (2) -
S10E05 A Million Little Fibers -
S10E06 Manbearpig -
S10E07 Tsst -
S10E08 Make Love, Not Warcraft -
S10E09 Mystery of the Urinal Deuce -
S10E10 Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy -
S10E11 Hell on Earth 2006 -
S10E12 Go God Go -
S10E13 Go God Go XII -
S10E14 Stanley's Cup
Season 11
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S11E01 With Apologies to Jesse Jackson -
S11E02 Cartman Sucks -
S11E03 Lice Capades -
S11E04 The Snuke -
S11E05 Fantastic Easter Special -
S11E06 D-Yikes! -
S11E07 Night of the Living Homeless -
S11E08 Le Petit Tourette -
S11E09 More Crap -
S11E10 Imaginationland (1) -
S11E11 Imaginationland (2) -
S11E12 Imaginationland (3) -
S11E13 Guitar Queer-o -
S11E14 The List
Season 12
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S12E01 Tonsil Trouble -
S12E02 Britney's New Look -
S12E03 Major Boobage -
S12E04 Canada on Strike -
S12E05 Eek, A Penis! -
S12E06 Over Logging -
S12E07 Super Fun Time -
S12E08 The China Probrem -
S12E09 Breast Cancer Show Ever -
S12E10 Pandemic (1) -
S12E11 Pandemic 2: The Startling (2) -
S12E12 About Last Night... -
S12E13 Elementary School Musical -
S12E14 The Ungroundable
Season 13
Season 14
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S14E01 Sexual Healing -
S14E02 The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs -
S14E03 Medicinal Fried Chicken -
S14E04 You Have 0 Friends -
S14E05 200 (1) -
S14E06 201 (2) -
S14E07 Crippled Summer -
S14E08 Poor and Stupid -
S14E09 It's a Jersey Thing -
S14E10 Insheeption -
S14E11 Coon 2: Hindsight (1) -
S14E12 Mysterion Rises (2) -
S14E13 Coon Vs. Coon & Friends (3) -
S14E14 Crème Fraîche
Season 15
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S15E01 HUMANCENTiPAD -
S15E02 Funnybot -
S15E03 Royal Pudding -
S15E04 T.M.I. -
S15E05 Crack Baby Athletic Association -
S15E06 City Sushi -
S15E07 You're Getting Old -
S15E08 Ass Burgers -
S15E09 The Last of the Meheecans -
S15E10 Bass to Mouth -
S15E11 Broadway Bro Down -
S15E12 1% -
S15E13 A History Channel Thanksgiving -
S15E14 The Poor Kid
Season 16
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S16E01 Reverse Cowgirl -
S16E02 Cash for Gold -
S16E03 Faith Hilling -
S16E04 Jewpacabra -
S16E05 Butterballs -
S16E06 I Should Have Never Gone Ziplining -
S16E07 Cartman Finds Love -
S16E08 Sarcastaball -
S16E09 Raising the Bar -
S16E10 Insecurity -
S16E11 Going Native -
S16E12 A Nightmare on FaceTime -
S16E13 A Scause for Applause -
S16E14 Obama Wins!
