The Office (US)

Michael doesn't want to upset the staff so he gets Dwight to pass on news about the company's reduced health provisions. Fed up with his nosiness, Jim and Pam pretend they are suffering from a variety of conditions including Ebola, Mad Cow Disease, spontaneous dentohydroplosion, hotdog fingers, nano-robot infection, inverted penis and anal fissures.

Brian Baumgartner, Kate Flannery, Paul Lieberstein, Phyllis Smith, Charlie Hartsock, Angela Kinsey, Leslie David Baker, Mindy Kaling, Oscar Nuñez, Melora Hardin