M*A*S*H
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M*A*S*H (1981)
No Laughing Matter
▸ Overview
Hawkeye wagers that he can go a full day without a wisecrack, and Winchester finally confronts the major who exiled him to the 4077th. Charles: "I will not, even for a return to that pearl of the Orient, Tokyo, lie to protect you while destroying a friend's career."
▸ Credits
Directed byBurt Metcalfe
Written byElias Davis, David Pollock
▸ Guest Stars
▸ Cast
Alan Alda
Captain 'Hawkeye' Benjamin Franklin Pierce
DO
David Ogden Stiers
Major Charles Emerson Winchester III
MF
Mike Farrell
Captain B.J. Hunnicutt
McLean Stevenson
Colonel Henry Blake
Harry Morgan
Colonel Sherman T. Potter
Loretta Swit
Major Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan
LL
Larry Linville
Major Frank Burns
Wayne Rogers
Captain 'Trapper' John Francis Xavier McIntyre
GB
Gary Burghoff
Corporal 'Radar' O'Reilly
JF
Jamie Farr
Corporal Maxwell Q. Klinger
WC
William Christopher
Captain Father John Francis Patrick Mulcahy
All episodes
Season 1
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S01E01 M*A*S*H the Pilot -
S01E02 To Market, to Market -
S01E03 Requiem for a Lightweight -
S01E04 Chief Surgeon Who? -
S01E05 The Moose -
S01E06 Yankee Doodle Doctor -
S01E07 Bananas, Crackers and Nuts -
S01E08 Cowboy -
S01E09 Henry, Please Come Home -
S01E10 I Hate A Mystery -
S01E11 Germ Warfare -
S01E12 Dear Dad -
S01E13 Edwina -
S01E14 Love Story -
S01E15 Tuttle -
S01E16 The Ringbanger -
S01E17 Sometimes You Hear the Bullet -
S01E18 Dear Dad, Again -
S01E19 The Long-John Flap -
S01E20 The Army-Navy Game -
S01E21 Sticky Wicket -
S01E22 Major Fred C. Dobbs -
S01E23 Cease-Fire -
S01E24 Showtime
Season 2
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S02E01 Divided We Stand -
S02E02 5 O'Clock Charlie -
S02E03 Radar's Report -
S02E04 For the Good of the Outfit -
S02E05 Dr. Pierce and Mr. Hyde -
S02E06 Kim -
S02E07 L.I.P. -
S02E08 The Trial of Henry Blake -
S02E09 Dear Dad... Three -
S02E10 The Sniper -
S02E11 Carry On Hawkeye -
S02E12 The Incubator -
S02E13 Deal Me Out -
S02E14 Hot Lips and Empty Arms -
S02E15 Officers Only -
S02E16 Henry in Love -
S02E17 For Want of a Boot -
S02E18 Operation Noselift -
S02E19 The Chosen People -
S02E20 As You Were -
S02E21 Crisis -
S02E22 George -
S02E23 Mail Call -
S02E24 A Smattering of Intelligence
Season 3
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S03E01 The General Flipped at Dawn -
S03E02 Rainbow Bridge -
S03E03 Officer of the Day -
S03E04 Iron Guts Kelly -
S03E05 O.R. -
S03E06 Springtime -
S03E07 Check-Up -
S03E08 Life With Father -
S03E09 Alcoholics Unanimous -
S03E10 There is Nothing Like a Nurse -
S03E11 Adam's Ribs -
S03E12 A Full Rich Day -
S03E13 Mad Dogs and Servicemen -
S03E14 Private Charles Lamb -
S03E15 Bombed -
S03E16 Bulletin Board -
S03E17 The Consultant -
S03E18 House Arrest -
S03E19 Aid Station -
S03E20 Love and Marriage -
S03E21 Big Mac -
S03E22 Payday -
S03E23 White Gold -
S03E24 Abyssinia, Henry
Season 4
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S04E01 Welcome to Korea -
S04E02 Change of Command -
S04E03 It Happened One Night -
S04E04 The Late Captain Pierce -
S04E05 Hey, Doc -
S04E06 The Bus -
S04E07 Dear Mildred -
S04E08 The Kids -
S04E09 Quo Vadis, Captain Chandler -
S04E10 Dear Peggy -
S04E11 Of Moose and Men -
S04E12 Soldier of the Month -
S04E13 The Gun -
S04E14 Mail Call, Again -
S04E15 The Price of Tomato Juice -
S04E16 Dear Ma -
S04E17 Der Tag -
S04E18 Hawkeye -
S04E19 Some 38th Parallels -
S04E20 The Novocaine Mutiny -
S04E21 Smilin' Jack -
S04E22 The More I See You -
S04E23 Deluge -
S04E24 The Interview
Season 5
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S05E01 Bug Out -
S05E02 Margaret's Engagement -
S05E03 Out of Sight, Out of Mind -
S05E04 Lt. Radar O'Reilly -
S05E05 The Nurses -
S05E06 The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan -
S05E07 Dear Sigmund -
S05E08 Mulcahy's War -
S05E09 The Korean Surgeon -
S05E10 Hawkeye Get Your Gun -
S05E11 The Colonel's Horse -
S05E12 Exorcism -
S05E13 Hawk's Nightmare -
S05E14 The Most Unforgettable Characters -
S05E15 38 Across -
S05E16 Ping Pong -
S05E17 End Run -
S05E18 Hanky Panky -
S05E19 Hepatitis -
S05E20 The General's Practitioner -
S05E21 Movie Tonight -
S05E22 Souvenirs -
S05E23 Post Op -
S05E24 Margaret's Marriage
Season 6
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S06E01 Fade Out, Fade In -
S06E02 Fallen Idol -
S06E03 Last Laugh -
S06E04 War of Nerves -
S06E05 The Winchester Tapes -
S06E06 The Light That Failed -
S06E07 In Love and War -
S06E08 Change Day -
S06E09 Images -
S06E10 The M*A*S*H Olympics -
S06E11 The Grim Reaper -
S06E12 Comrades in Arms (Part 1) -
S06E13 Comrades in Arms (Part 2) -
S06E14 The Merchant of Korea -
S06E15 The Smell of Music -
S06E16 Patent 4077 -
S06E17 Tea and Empathy -
S06E18 Your Hit Parade -
S06E19 What's Up, Doc? -
S06E20 Mail Call Three -
S06E21 Temporary Duty -
S06E22 Potter's Retirement -
S06E23 Dr. Winchester and Mr. Hyde -
S06E24 Major Topper
Season 7
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S07E01 Commander Pierce -
S07E02 Peace On Us -
S07E03 Lil -
S07E04 Our Finest Hour -
S07E05 The Billfold Syndrome -
S07E06 None Like it Hot -
S07E07 They Call the Wind Korea -
S07E08 Major Ego -
S07E09 Baby, it's Cold Outside -
S07E10 Point of View -
S07E11 Dear Comrade -
S07E12 Out of Gas -
S07E13 An Eye for a Tooth -
S07E14 Dear Sis -
S07E15 B.J. Papa San -
S07E16 Inga -
S07E17 The Price -
S07E18 The Young And The Restless -
S07E19 Hot Lips is Back in Town -
S07E20 C*A*V*E -
S07E21 Rally Round the Flagg, Boys -
S07E22 Preventative Medicine -
S07E23 A Night at Rosie's -
S07E24 Ain't Love Grand -
S07E25 The Party
Season 8
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S08E01 Too Many Cooks -
S08E02 Are You Now, Margaret? -
S08E03 Guerilla My Dreams -
S08E04 Good-Bye Radar (Part 1) -
S08E05 Good-Bye Radar (Part 2) -
S08E06 Period of Adjustment -
S08E07 Nurse Doctor -
S08E08 Private Finance -
S08E09 Mr. and Mrs. Who? -
S08E10 The Yalu Brick Road -
S08E11 Life Time -
S08E12 Dear Uncle Abdul -
S08E13 Captain's Outrageous -
S08E14 Stars and Stripes -
S08E15 Yessir, That's Our Baby -
S08E16 Bottle Fatigue -
S08E17 Heal Thyself -
S08E18 Old Soldiers -
S08E19 Morale Victory -
S08E20 Lend a Hand -
S08E21 Goodbye, Cruel World -
S08E22 Dreams -
S08E23 War Co-Respondent -
S08E24 Back Pay -
S08E25 April Fools
Season 9
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S09E01 The Best of Enemies -
S09E02 Letters -
S09E03 Cementing Relationships -
S09E04 Father's Day -
S09E05 Death Takes a Holiday -
S09E06 A War for all Seasons -
S09E07 Your Retention Please -
S09E08 Tell it To the Marines -
S09E09 Taking the Fifth -
S09E10 Operation Friendship -
S09E11 No Sweat -
S09E12 Depressing News - S09E13 No Laughing Matter
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S09E14 Oh, How We Danced -
S09E15 Bottoms Up -
S09E16 The Red/White Blues -
S09E17 Bless You, Hawkeye -
S09E18 Blood Brothers -
S09E19 The Foresight Saga -
S09E20 The Life You Save
Season 10
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S10E01 That's Show Biz -
S10E02 Identity Crisis -
S10E03 Rumor at the Top -
S10E04 Give 'em Hell, Hawkeye -
S10E05 Wheelers and Dealers -
S10E06 Communication Breakdown -
S10E07 Snap Judgment (1) -
S10E08 Snappier Judgment (2) -
S10E09 'Twas the Day after Christmas -
S10E10 Follies of the Living - Concerns of the Dead -
S10E11 The Birthday Girls -
S10E12 Blood and Guts -
S10E13 A Holy Mess -
S10E14 The Tooth Shall Set You Free -
S10E15 Pressure Points -
S10E16 Where There's a Will, There's a War -
S10E17 Promotion Commotion -
S10E18 Heroes -
S10E19 Sons and Bowlers -
S10E20 Picture This -
S10E21 That Darn Kid
Season 11
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S11E01 Hey, Look Me Over -
S11E02 Trick or Treatment -
S11E03 Foreign Affairs -
S11E04 The Joker is Wild -
S11E05 Who Knew? -
S11E06 Bombshells -
S11E07 Settling Debts -
S11E08 The Moon is Not Blue -
S11E09 Run For the Money -
S11E10 U.N., the Night and the Music -
S11E11 Strange Bedfellows -
S11E12 Say No More -
S11E13 Friends and Enemies -
S11E14 Give and Take -
S11E15 As Time Goes By -
S11E16 Goodbye, Farewell and Amen