How I Met Your Mother
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How I Met Your Mother (2009)
The Sexless Innkeeper
▸ Overview
Marshall and Lily want to hook up with Barney and Robin for double-dating and fun, but their desperate eagerness to please is a huge turn-off. Meanwhile, when a succession of girls come to his apartment and immediately fall asleep, Ted is bummed to learn he is a "Sexless Innkeeper" whose "dates" are only interested in a comfy place to crash
▸ Credits
Directed byPamela Fryman
Written byCarter Bays, Craig Thomas
▸ Cast
All episodes
Season 1
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S01E01 Pilot -
S01E02 Purple Giraffe -
S01E03 Sweet Taste of Liberty -
S01E04 Return of the Shirt -
S01E05 Okay Awesome -
S01E06 The Slutty Pumpkin -
S01E07 Matchmaker -
S01E08 The Duel -
S01E09 Belly Full of Turkey -
S01E10 The Pineapple Incident -
S01E11 The Limo -
S01E12 The Wedding -
S01E13 Drumroll, Please -
S01E14 Zip, Zip, Zip -
S01E15 Game Night -
S01E16 Cupcake -
S01E17 Life Among the Gorillas -
S01E18 Nothing Good Happens After 2 AM -
S01E19 Mary the Paralegal -
S01E20 Best Prom Ever -
S01E21 Milk -
S01E22 Come On
Season 2
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S02E01 Where Were We? -
S02E02 The Scorpion and the Toad -
S02E03 Brunch -
S02E04 Ted Mosby, Architect -
S02E05 World's Greatest Couple -
S02E06 Aldrin Justice -
S02E07 Swarley -
S02E08 Atlantic City -
S02E09 Slap Bet -
S02E10 Single Stamina -
S02E11 How Lily Stole Christmas -
S02E12 First Time in New York -
S02E13 Columns -
S02E14 Monday Night Football -
S02E15 Lucky Penny -
S02E16 Stuff -
S02E17 Arrivederci, Fiero -
S02E18 Moving Day -
S02E19 Bachelor Party -
S02E20 Showdown -
S02E21 Something Borrowed -
S02E22 Something Blue
Season 3
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S03E01 Wait for It -
S03E02 We're Not from Here -
S03E03 Third Wheel -
S03E04 Little Boys -
S03E05 How I Met Everyone Else -
S03E06 I'm Not That Guy -
S03E07 Dowisetrepla -
S03E08 Spoiler Alert -
S03E09 Slapsgiving -
S03E10 The Yips -
S03E11 The Platinum Rule -
S03E12 No Tomorrow -
S03E13 Ten Sessions -
S03E14 The Bracket -
S03E15 The Chain of Screaming -
S03E16 Sandcastles in the Sand -
S03E17 The Goat -
S03E18 Rebound Bro -
S03E19 Everything Must Go -
S03E20 Miracles
Season 4
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S04E01 Do I Know You? -
S04E02 The Best Burger in New York -
S04E03 I Heart NJ -
S04E04 Intervention -
S04E05 Shelter Island -
S04E06 Happily Ever After -
S04E07 Not a Father's Day -
S04E08 Woooo! -
S04E09 The Naked Man -
S04E10 The Fight -
S04E11 Little Minnesota -
S04E12 Benefits -
S04E13 Three Days of Snow -
S04E14 The Possimpible -
S04E15 The Stinsons -
S04E16 Sorry, Bro -
S04E17 The Front Porch -
S04E18 Old King Clancy -
S04E19 Murtaugh -
S04E20 Mosbius Designs -
S04E21 The Three Days Rule -
S04E22 Right Place Right Time -
S04E23 As Fast as She Can -
S04E24 The Leap
Season 5
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S05E01 Definitions -
S05E02 Double Date -
S05E03 Robin 101 - S05E04 The Sexless Innkeeper
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S05E05 Duel Citizenship -
S05E06 Bagpipes -
S05E07 The Rough Patch -
S05E08 The Playbook -
S05E09 Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of the Slap -
S05E10 The Window -
S05E11 Last Cigarette Ever -
S05E12 Girls Vs. Suits -
S05E13 Jenkins -
S05E14 Perfect Week -
S05E15 Rabbit or Duck -
S05E16 Hooked -
S05E17 Of Course -
S05E18 Say Cheese -
S05E19 Zoo or False -
S05E20 Home Wreckers -
S05E21 Twin Beds -
S05E22 Robots Vs. Wrestlers -
S05E23 The Wedding Bride -
S05E24 Doppelgangers
Season 6
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S06E01 Big Days -
S06E02 Cleaning House -
S06E03 Unfinished -
S06E04 Subway Wars -
S06E05 Architect of Destruction -
S06E06 Baby Talk -
S06E07 Canning Randy -
S06E08 Natural History -
S06E09 Glitter -
S06E10 Blitzgiving -
S06E11 The Mermaid Theory -
S06E12 False Positive -
S06E13 Bad News -
S06E14 Last Words -
S06E15 Oh Honey -
S06E16 Desperation Day -
S06E17 Garbage Island -
S06E18 A Change of Heart -
S06E19 Legendaddy -
S06E20 The Exploding Meatball Sub -
S06E21 Hopeless -
S06E22 The Perfect Cocktail -
S06E23 Landmarks -
S06E24 Challenge Accepted
Season 7
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S07E01 The Best Man -
S07E02 The Naked Truth -
S07E03 Ducky Tie -
S07E04 The Stinson Missile Crisis -
S07E05 Field Trip -
S07E06 Mystery Vs. History -
S07E07 Noretta -
S07E08 The Slutty Pumpkin Returns -
S07E09 Disaster Averted -
S07E10 Tick Tick Tick -
S07E11 The Rebound Girl -
S07E12 Symphony of Illumination -
S07E13 Tailgate -
S07E14 46 Minutes -
S07E15 The Burning Beekeeper -
S07E16 The Drunk Train -
S07E17 No Pressure -
S07E18 Karma -
S07E19 The Broath -
S07E20 Trilogy Time -
S07E21 Now We're Even -
S07E22 Good Crazy -
S07E23 The Magician's Code: Part One -
S07E24 The Magician's Code: Part Two
Season 8
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S08E01 Farhampton -
S08E02 The Pre-Nup -
S08E03 Nannies -
S08E04 Who Wants to Be a Godparent -
S08E05 The Autumn of Breakups -
S08E06 Splitsville -
S08E07 The Stamp Tramp -
S08E08 Twelve Horny Women -
S08E09 Lobster Crawl -
S08E10 The Over-Correction -
S08E11 The Final Page: Part One -
S08E12 The Final Page: Part Two -
S08E13 Band or DJ? -
S08E14 Ring Up! -
S08E15 P.S. I Love You -
S08E16 Bad Crazy -
S08E17 The Ashtray -
S08E18 Weekend at Barney's -
S08E19 The Fortress -
S08E20 The Time Travelers -
S08E21 Romeward Bound -
S08E22 The Bro Mitzvah -
S08E23 Something Old -
S08E24 Something New
Season 9
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S09E01 The Locket -
S09E02 Coming Back -
S09E03 Last Time in New York -
S09E04 The Broken Code -
S09E05 The Poker Game -
S09E06 Knight Vision -
S09E07 No Questions Asked -
S09E08 The Lighthouse -
S09E09 Platonish -
S09E10 Mom and Dad -
S09E11 Bedtime Stories -
S09E12 The Rehearsal Dinner -
S09E13 Bass Player Wanted -
S09E14 Slapsgiving 3: Slappointment in Slapmarra -
S09E15 Unpause -
S09E16 How Your Mother Met Me -
S09E17 Sunrise -
S09E18 Rally -
S09E19 Vesuvius -
S09E20 Daisy -
S09E21 Gary Blauman -
S09E22 The End of the Aisle -
S09E23 Last Forever (1) -
S09E24 Last Forever (2)