Cheers
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S07 · E02
Cheers (1988)
Swear to God
▸ Overview
Sam makes a rash promise to God that he'll remain celibate if only someone else is the father of an old girl friend's baby.
▸ Credits
Directed byJames Burrows
Written byTom Reeder
▸ Guest Stars
▸ Cast
All episodes
Season 1
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S01E01 Give Me a Ring Sometime -
S01E02 Sam's Women -
S01E03 The Tortelli Tort -
S01E04 Sam at Eleven -
S01E05 Coach's Daughter -
S01E06 Any Friend of Diane's -
S01E07 Friends, Romans, Accountants -
S01E08 Truce or Consequences -
S01E09 Coach Returns to Action -
S01E10 Endless Slumper -
S01E11 One for the Book -
S01E12 The Spy Who Came in for a Cold One -
S01E13 Now Pitching, Sam Malone -
S01E14 Let Me Count the Ways -
S01E15 Father Knows Last -
S01E16 The Boys in the Bar -
S01E17 Diane's Perfect Date -
S01E18 No Contest -
S01E19 Pick a Con... Any Con -
S01E20 Someone Single, Someone Blue -
S01E21 Showdown (1) -
S01E22 Showdown (2)
Season 2
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S02E01 Power Play -
S02E02 Little Sister Don't Cha -
S02E03 Personal Business -
S02E04 Homicidal Ham -
S02E05 Sumner's Return -
S02E06 Affairs of the Heart -
S02E07 Old Flames -
S02E08 Manager Coach -
S02E09 They Called Me Mayday -
S02E10 How Do I Love Thee, Let Me Call You Back -
S02E11 Just Three Friends -
S02E12 Where There's a Will... -
S02E13 Battle of the Exes -
S02E14 No Help Wanted -
S02E15 And Coachie Makes Three -
S02E16 Cliff's Rocky Moment -
S02E17 Fortune and Men's Weight -
S02E18 Snow Job -
S02E19 Coach Buries a Grudge -
S02E20 Norman's Conquest -
S02E21 I'll Be Seeing You (1) -
S02E22 I'll Be Seeing You (2)
Season 3
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S03E01 Rebound (1) -
S03E02 Rebound (2) -
S03E03 I Call Your Name -
S03E04 Fairy Tales Can Come True -
S03E05 Sam Turns the Other Cheek -
S03E06 Coach in Love (1) -
S03E07 Coach in Love (2) -
S03E08 Diane Meets Mom -
S03E09 An American Family -
S03E10 Diane's Allergy -
S03E11 Peterson Crusoe -
S03E12 A Ditch in Time -
S03E13 Whodunit? -
S03E14 The Heart is a Lonely Snipe Hunter -
S03E15 King of the Hill -
S03E16 Teacher's Pet -
S03E17 The Mail Goes to Jail -
S03E18 Bar Bet -
S03E19 Behind Every Great Man -
S03E20 If Ever I Would Leave You -
S03E21 The Executive's Executioner -
S03E22 Cheerio, Cheers -
S03E23 The Bartender's Tale -
S03E24 The Belles of St. Clete's -
S03E25 Rescue Me
Season 4
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S04E01 Birth, Death, Love and Rice -
S04E02 Woody Goes Belly Up -
S04E03 Someday My Prince Will Come -
S04E04 The Groom Wore Clearasil -
S04E05 Diane's Nightmare -
S04E06 I Will Gladly Pay You Tuesday -
S04E07 2 Good 2 Be 4 Real -
S04E08 Love Thy Neighbor -
S04E09 From Beer to Eternity -
S04E10 The Bar Stoolie -
S04E11 Don Juan is Hell -
S04E12 Fools and Their Money -
S04E13 Take My Shirt... Please -
S04E14 Suspicion -
S04E15 The Triangle -
S04E16 Cliffie's Big Score -
S04E17 Second Time Around -
S04E18 The Peterson Principle -
S04E19 Dark Imaginings -
S04E20 Save the Last Dance For Me -
S04E21 Fear is My Co-Pilot -
S04E22 Diane Chambers Day -
S04E23 Relief Bartender -
S04E24 Strange Bedfellows (1) -
S04E25 Strange Bedfellows (2) -
S04E26 Strange Bedfellows (3)
Season 5
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S05E01 The Proposal -
S05E02 The Cape Cad -
S05E03 Money Dearest -
S05E04 Abnormal Psychology -
S05E05 House of Horrors With Formal Dining and Used Brick -
S05E06 Tan N' Wash -
S05E07 Young Dr. Weinstein -
S05E08 Knights of the Scimitar -
S05E09 Thanksgiving Orphans -
S05E10 Everyone Imitates Art -
S05E11 The Book of Samuel -
S05E12 Dance, Diane, Dance -
S05E13 Chambers vs Malone -
S05E14 Diamond Sam -
S05E15 Spellbound -
S05E16 Never Love a Goalie (1) -
S05E17 Never Love a Goalie (2) -
S05E18 One Last Fling -
S05E19 Dog Bites Cliff -
S05E20 Dinner at Eight-ish -
S05E21 Simon Says -
S05E22 The Godfather, Part III -
S05E23 Norm's First Hurrah -
S05E24 Cheers: The Motion Picture -
S05E25 A House is Not a Home -
S05E26 I Do, Adieu
Season 6
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S06E01 Home is the Sailor -
S06E02 'I' on Sports -
S06E03 Little Carla, Happy at Last (1) -
S06E04 Little Carla, Happy at Last (2) -
S06E05 The Crane Mutiny -
S06E06 Paint Your Office -
S06E07 The Last Angry Mailman -
S06E08 Bidding on the Boys -
S06E09 Pudd'n Head Boyd -
S06E10 A Kiss is Still a Kiss -
S06E11 My Fair Clavin -
S06E12 Christmas Cheers -
S06E13 Woody For Hire Meets Norman of the Apes -
S06E14 And God Created Woodman -
S06E15 Tale of Two Cuties -
S06E16 Yacht of Fools -
S06E17 To All the Girls I've Loved Before -
S06E18 Let Sleeping Drakes Lie -
S06E19 Airport V -
S06E20 The Sam in the Gray Flannel Suit -
S06E21 Our Hourly Bread -
S06E22 Slumber Party Massacred -
S06E23 Bar Wars -
S06E24 The Big Kiss-Off -
S06E25 Backseat Becky, Up Front
Season 7
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S07E01 How to Recede in Business - S07E02 Swear to God
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S07E03 Executive Sweet -
S07E04 One Happy Chappy in a Snappy Serape -
S07E05 Those Lips, Those Ice -
S07E06 Norm, is That You? -
S07E07 How to Win Friends and Electrocute People -
S07E08 Jumping Jerks -
S07E09 Send in the Crane -
S07E10 Bar Wars II: The Woodman Strikes Back -
S07E11 Adventures in Housesitting -
S07E12 Please Mr. Postman -
S07E13 Golden Boyd -
S07E14 I Kid You Not -
S07E15 Don't Paint Your Chickens -
S07E16 The Cranemakers -
S07E17 Hot Rocks -
S07E18 What's Up, Doc? -
S07E19 The Gift of the Woodi -
S07E20 Call Me Irresponsible -
S07E21 Sisterly Love -
S07E22 The Visiting Lecher
Season 8
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S08E01 The Improbable Dream (1) -
S08E02 The Improbable Dream (2) -
S08E03 A Bar is Born -
S08E04 How to Marry a Mailman -
S08E05 The Two Faces of Norm -
S08E06 The Stork Brings a Crane -
S08E07 Death Takes a Holiday on Ice -
S08E08 For Real Men Only -
S08E09 Two Girls for Every Boyd -
S08E10 The Art of the Steal -
S08E11 Feeble Attraction -
S08E12 Sam Ahoy -
S08E13 Sammy and the Professor -
S08E14 What is... Cliff Clavin? -
S08E15 Finally! (1) -
S08E16 Finally! (2) -
S08E17 Woody or Won't He -
S08E18 Severe Crane Damage -
S08E19 Indoor Fun With Sammy and Robby -
S08E20 50-50 Carla -
S08E21 Bar Wars III: The Return of Tecumseh -
S08E22 Loverboyd -
S08E23 The Ghost and Mrs. Lebec -
S08E24 Mr. Otis Regrets -
S08E25 Cry Hard (1) -
S08E26 Cry Harder (2)
Season 9
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S09E01 Love is a Really, Really, Perfectly Okay Thing -
S09E02 Bar Wars IV: Cheers Fouls Out -
S09E03 Rebecca Redux -
S09E04 Where Nobody Knows Your Name -
S09E05 Ma Always Liked You Best -
S09E06 Grease -
S09E07 Breaking in is Hard to Do -
S09E08 Bad Neighbor Sam -
S09E09 Veggie-Boyd -
S09E10 Norm and Cliff's Excellent Adventure -
S09E11 Woody Interruptus -
S09E12 Honor Thy Mother -
S09E13 Achilles Hill -
S09E14 The Days of Wine and Neuroses (1) -
S09E15 Wedding Bell Blues (2) -
S09E16 I'm Getting My Act Together and Sticking it in Your Face -
S09E17 Sam Time Next Year -
S09E18 Crash of the Titans -
S09E19 It's a Wonderful Wife -
S09E20 Cheers Has Chili -
S09E21 Carla Loves Clavin -
S09E22 Pitch it Again, Sam -
S09E23 Rat Girl -
S09E24 Home Malone -
S09E25 Uncle Sam Wants You
Season 10
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S10E01 Baby Balk -
S10E02 Get Your Kicks on Route 666 -
S10E03 Madame LaCarla -
S10E04 The Norm Who Came To Dinner -
S10E05 Ma's Little Maggie -
S10E06 Unplanned Parenthood -
S10E07 Bar Wars V: The Final Judgement -
S10E08 Where Have All the Floorboards Gone? -
S10E09 Head Over Hill -
S10E10 A Fine French Whine -
S10E11 I'm Okay, You're Defective -
S10E12 Go Make -
S10E13 Don't Shoot... I'm Only the Psychiatrist -
S10E14 No Rest For the Woody -
S10E15 My Son, the Father -
S10E16 One Hugs, the Other Doesn't -
S10E17 A Diminished Rebecca with a Suspended Cliff -
S10E18 License to Hill -
S10E19 Rich Man, Wood Man -
S10E20 Smotherly Love -
S10E21 Take Me Out of the Ball Game -
S10E22 Rebecca's Lover... Not -
S10E23 Bar Wars VI: This Time it's for Real -
S10E24 Heeeeeere's... Cliffy! -
S10E25 An Old-Fashioned Wedding (1) -
S10E26 An Old-Fashioned Wedding (2)
Season 11
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S11E01 The Little Match Girl -
S11E02 The Beer is Always Greener -
S11E03 The King of Beers -
S11E04 The Magnificent Six -
S11E05 Do Not Forsake Me O' My Postman -
S11E06 Teaching with the Enemy -
S11E07 The Girl in the Plastic Bubble -
S11E08 Ill Gotten Gaines -
S11E09 Feelings... Whoa, Whoa, Whoa -
S11E10 Daddy's Middle-Aged Girl -
S11E11 Love Me, Love My Car -
S11E12 Sunday Dinner -
S11E13 Norm's Big Audit -
S11E14 It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad Bar -
S11E15 Loathe and Marriage -
S11E16 Is There a Doctor in the Howe? -
S11E17 The Bar Manager, The Shrink, His Wife and Her Lover -
S11E18 The Last Picture Show -
S11E19 Bar Wars VII: The Naked Prey -
S11E20 Look Before You Sleep -
S11E21 Woody Gets an Election -
S11E22 It's Lonely on the Top -
S11E23 Rebecca Gaines, Rebecca Loses (1) -
S11E24 Rebecca Gaines, Rebecca Loses (2) -
S11E25 The Guy Can't Help It -
S11E26 One for the Road (1) -
S11E27 One for the Road (2) -
S11E28 One for the Road (3)