Bob's Burgers
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Bob's Burgers (2021)
Crystal Mess
▸ Overview
In order to help with anxiety about an upcoming oral report, Mr. Frond lends Tina a crystal that his new girlfriend alleges has special powers. Meanwhile, Bob and Linda buy a box of imperfect produce and try to use it all before it rots.
▸ Credits
Directed byTom Riggin
Written byHolly Schlesinger
▸ Cast
All episodes
Season 1
Season 2
Season 3
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S03E01 Ear-sy Rider -
S03E02 Full Bars -
S03E03 Bob Fires the Kids -
S03E04 Mutiny on the Windbreaker -
S03E05 An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal -
S03E06 The Deepening -
S03E07 Tina-rannosaurus Wrecks -
S03E08 The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene -
S03E09 Bob Rest Ye Merry Gentle-Mannequins -
S03E10 Mother Daughter Laser Razor -
S03E11 Nude Beach -
S03E12 Broadcast Wagstaff School News -
S03E13 My Fuzzy Valentine -
S03E14 Lindapendent Woman -
S03E15 O.T.: The Outside Toilet -
S03E16 Topsy -
S03E17 Two for Tina -
S03E18 It Snakes a Village -
S03E19 Family Fracas -
S03E20 The Kids Run the Restaurant -
S03E21 Boyz 4 Now -
S03E22 Carpe Museum -
S03E23 The Unnatural
Season 4
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S04E01 A River Runs Through Bob -
S04E02 Fort Night -
S04E03 Seaplane! -
S04E04 My Big Fat Greek Bob -
S04E05 Turkey in a Can -
S04E06 Purple Rain-Union -
S04E07 Bob and Deliver -
S04E08 Christmas in the Car -
S04E09 Slumber Party -
S04E10 Presto Tina-O -
S04E11 Easy Com-mercial, Easy Go-mercial -
S04E12 The Frond Files -
S04E13 Mazel-Tina -
S04E14 Uncle Teddy -
S04E15 The Kids Rob a Train -
S04E16 I Get Psy-chic Out of You -
S04E17 The Equestranauts -
S04E18 Ambergris -
S04E19 The Kids Run Away -
S04E20 Gene It On -
S04E21 Wharf Horse (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town) (1) -
S04E22 World Wharf II: The Wharfening (or How Bob Saves/Destroys the Town) (2)
Season 5
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S05E01 Work Hard or Die Trying, Girl -
S05E02 Tina and the Real Ghost -
S05E03 Friends with Burger-fits -
S05E04 Dawn of the Peck -
S05E05 Best Burger -
S05E06 Father of the Bob -
S05E07 Tina Tailor Soldier Spy -
S05E08 Midday Run -
S05E09 Speakeasy Rider -
S05E10 Late Afternoon in the Garden of Bob and Louise -
S05E11 Can't Buy Me Math -
S05E12 The Millie-churian Candidate -
S05E13 The Gayle Tales -
S05E14 L'il Hard Dad -
S05E15 Adventures in Chinchilla-sitting -
S05E16 The Runway Club -
S05E17 Itty Bitty Ditty Committee -
S05E18 Eat, Spray, Linda -
S05E19 Housetrap -
S05E20 Hawk & Chick -
S05E21 The Oeder Games
Season 6
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S06E01 Sliding Bobs -
S06E02 The Land Ship -
S06E03 The Hauntening -
S06E04 Gayle Makin' Bob Sled -
S06E05 Nice-Capades -
S06E06 The Cook, the Steve, the Gayle, & Her Lover -
S06E07 The Gene and Courtney Show -
S06E08 Sexy Dance Healing -
S06E09 Sacred Couch -
S06E10 Lice Things Are Lice -
S06E11 House of 1000 Bounces -
S06E12 Stand by Gene -
S06E13 Wag the Hog -
S06E14 The Hormone-iums -
S06E15 Pro Tiki/Con Tiki -
S06E16 Bye Bye Boo Boo -
S06E17 The Horse Rider-er -
S06E18 Secret Admiral-irer -
S06E19 Glued, Where's My Bob?
Season 7
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S07E01 Flu-ouise -
S07E02 Sea Me Now -
S07E03 Teen-a Witch -
S07E04 They Serve Horses, Don't They? -
S07E05 Larger Brother, Where Fart Thou? -
S07E06 The Quirk-ducers -
S07E07 The Last Gingerbread House on the Left -
S07E08 Ex Mach Tina -
S07E09 Bob Actually -
S07E10 There's No Business Like Mr. Business Business -
S07E11 A Few 'Gurt Men -
S07E12 Like Gene for Chocolate -
S07E13 The Grand Mama-Pest Hotel -
S07E14 Aquaticism -
S07E15 Ain't Miss Debatin' -
S07E16 Eggs for Days -
S07E17 Zero Larp Thirty -
S07E18 The Laser-inth -
S07E19 Thelma & Louise Except Thelma is Linda -
S07E20 Mom, Lies, and Videotapes -
S07E21 Paraders of the Lost Float -
S07E22 Into the Mild
Season 8
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S08E01 Brunchsquatch -
S08E02 The Silence of the Louise -
S08E03 The Wolf of Wharf Street -
S08E04 Sit Me Baby One More Time -
S08E05 Thanks-hoarding -
S08E06 The Bleakening (1) -
S08E07 The Bleakening (2) -
S08E08 V for Valentine-detta -
S08E09 Y Tu Ga-Ga Tambien -
S08E10 The Secret Ceramics Room of Secrets -
S08E11 Sleeping with the Frenemy -
S08E12 The Hurt Soccer -
S08E13 Cheer Up, Sleepy Gene -
S08E14 The Trouble with Doubles -
S08E15 Go Tina on the Mountain -
S08E16 Are You There Bob? It's Me, Birthday -
S08E17 Boywatch -
S08E18 As I Walk Through the Alley of the Shadow of Ramps -
S08E19 Mo Mommy, Mo Problems -
S08E20 Mission Impos-slug-ble -
S08E21 Something Old, Something New, Something Bob Caters for You
Season 9
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S09E01 Just One of the Boyz 4 Now for Now -
S09E02 The Taking of Funtime One Two Three -
S09E03 Tweentrepreneurs -
S09E04 Nightmare on Ocean Avenue Street -
S09E05 Live and Let Fly -
S09E06 Bobby Driver -
S09E07 I Bob Your Pardon -
S09E08 Roller? I Hardly Know Her! -
S09E09 UFO No You Didn't -
S09E10 Better Off Sled -
S09E11 Lorenzo's Oil? No, Linda's -
S09E12 The Helen Hunt -
S09E13 Bed, Bob & Beyond -
S09E14 Every Which Way but Goose -
S09E15 The Fresh Princ-ipal -
S09E16 Roamin' Bob-iday -
S09E17 What About Blob? -
S09E18 If You Love It So Much, Why Don't You Marionette? -
S09E19 Long Time Listener, First Time Bob -
S09E20 The Gene Mile -
S09E21 P.T.A. It Ain't So -
S09E22 Yes Without My Zeke
Season 10
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S10E01 The Ring (But Not Scary) -
S10E02 Boys Just Wanna Have Fungus -
S10E03 Motor, She Boat -
S10E04 Pig Trouble in Little Tina -
S10E05 Legends of the Mall -
S10E06 The Hawkening: Look Who's Hawking Now! -
S10E07 Land of the Loft -
S10E08 Now We're Not Cooking with Gas -
S10E09 All That Gene -
S10E10 Have Yourself a Maily Linda Christmas -
S10E11 Drumforgiven -
S10E12 A Fish Called Tina -
S10E13 Three Girls and a Little Wharfy -
S10E14 Wag the Song -
S10E15 Yurty Rotten Scoundrels -
S10E16 Flat-Top o' the Morning to Ya -
S10E17 Just the Trip -
S10E18 Tappy Tappy Tappy Tap Tap Tap -
S10E19 The Handyman Can -
S10E20 Poops!... I Didn't Do It Again -
S10E21 Local She-ro -
S10E22 Prank You for Being a Friend
Season 11
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S11E01 Dream a Little Bob of Bob -
S11E02 Worms of In-Rear-ment -
S11E03 Copa-Bob-bana -
S11E04 Heartbreak Hotel-oween -
S11E05 Fast Time Capsules at Wagstaff School -
S11E06 Bob Belcher and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Kids -
S11E07 Diarrhea of a Poopy Kid -
S11E08 The Terminalator II: Terminals of Endearment -
S11E09 Mommy Boy -
S11E10 Yachty or Nice -
S11E11 Romancing the Beef -
S11E12 Die Card, or Card Trying -
S11E13 An Incon-Wheelie-ent Truth -
S11E14 Mr. Lonely Farts -
S11E15 Sheshank Redumption -
S11E16 Y Tu Tina También -
S11E17 Fingers-loose -
S11E18 Some Kind of Fender Benderful -
S11E19 Bridge Over Troubled Rudy -
S11E20 Steal Magazine-olias -
S11E21 Tell Me Dumb Thing Good -
S11E22 Vampire Disco Death Dance
Season 12
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S12E01 Manic Pixie Crap Show - S12E02 Crystal Mess
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S12E03 The Pumpkinening -
S12E04 Driving Big Dummy -
S12E05 Seven-tween Again -
S12E06 Beach, Please -
S12E07 Loft in Bedslation -
S12E08 Stuck in the Kitchen with You -
S12E09 FOMO You Didn't -
S12E10 Gene's Christmas Break -
S12E11 Touch of Eval(uations) -
S12E12 Ferry on My Wayward Bob and Linda -
S12E13 Frigate Me Knot -
S12E14 Video Killed the Gene-io Star -
S12E15 Ancient Misbehavin -
S12E16 Interview with a Pop-pop-pire -
S12E17 The Spider House Rules -
S12E18 Clear and Present Ginger -
S12E19 A-Sprout A Boy -
S12E20 Sauce Side Story -
S12E21 Some Like It Bot Part 1: Eighth Grade Runner -
S12E22 Some Like It Bot Part 2: Judge-bot Day
Season 13
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S13E01 To Bob, or Not to Bob -
S13E02 The Reeky Lake Show -
S13E03 What About Job? -
S13E04 Comet-y of Errors -
S13E05 So You Stink You Can Dance -
S13E06 Apple Gore-chard! (But Not Gory) -
S13E07 Ready Player Gene -
S13E08 Putts-giving -
S13E09 Show Mama from the Grave -
S13E10 The Plight Before Christmas -
S13E11 Cheaty Cheaty Bang Bang -
S13E12 Oh Row You Didn’t -
S13E13 Stop! Or My Mom Will Sleuth! -
S13E14 These Boots Are Made for Stalking -
S13E15 The Show (And Tell) Must Go On -
S13E16 What a (April) Fool Believes -
S13E17 Crows Encounters of the Bird Kind -
S13E18 Gift Card or Buy Trying -
S13E19 Crab-solutely Fabulous -
S13E20 Radio No You Didn't -
S13E21 Mother Author Laser Pointer -
S13E22 Amelia
Season 14
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S14E01 Fight at the Not Okay Chore-ral -
S14E02 The Amazing Rudy -
S14E03 The Pickleorette -
S14E04 Running Down a Gene -
S14E05 Bully-ieve It or Not -
S14E06 Escape From Which Island? -
S14E07 The (Raccoon) King and I -
S14E08 Wharf, Me Worry? -
S14E09 Fraud of the Dead: Zombie-docu-pocalypse -
S14E10 The Nightmare 2 Days Before Christmas -
S14E11 Mission Impossi-Bob -
S14E12 Jade in the Shade -
S14E13 Butt Sweat and Fears -
S14E14 The Big Stieblitzki -
S14E15 The Right Tough Stuff -
S14E16 To Catch a Beef
Season 15
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S15E01 The Tina Table: The Tables Have Tina-Ed -
S15E02 Saving Favorite Drive-In -
S15E03 Colon-ly the Dronely -
S15E04 For Whom the Doll Toes -
S15E05 Don't Stop Be-Cheesin -
S15E06 Hope N' Mic Night -
S15E07 Boogie Days -
S15E08 They Slug Horses, Don't They? -
S15E09 Dog Christmas Day After Afternoon -
S15E10 Advice Things Are Ad-nice -
S15E11 Mr. Fischoeder's Opus -
S15E12 Like a Candle in the Gym -
S15E13 Snackface -
S15E14 The Place Beyond the Pinecones -
S15E15 The Lost City of Atlantic -
S15E16 Shell Game -
S15E17 Wild Steal-ions -
S15E18 Don't Worry, Be Hoopy -
S15E19 The Dead Bo-ats Society -
S15E20 Dad-urday Kite Fever -
S15E21 Mr. Safebody -
S15E22 InsomniBob
Season 16
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S16E01 Grand Pre-Pre-Pre-Opening -
S16E02 'Til Death Do Us Art -
S16E03 The Twinnening -
S16E04 The Skids in the Hall -
S16E05 The Secret Guardin' -
S16E06 Get Her to the Zeke -
S16E07 Tube for Tina -
S16E08 Les Lizárdables -
S16E09 It's a Stunterful Life -
S16E10 Heist Things Are Heist -
S16E11 The Keyboard Kid -
S16E12 Children of the Carn -
S16E13 Driving Miss Ragey -
S16E14 Stuck in the Middle with Hu(go) -
S16E15 Smellbound